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Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by Dottie-IN on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 11:02
Yes, I did mention wearing apparel but I changed my mind. I mean, since
Kat doesn't plan to show up today, why bother with the wearing apparel
because we all know she would surely have been the winner in that
beautiful yellow swim suit of hers, don't we? What kind of contest would
that be? snort snort She just declared herself a loser by not showing up.
For my show and tell I would like to show you my new underwear. No, I am
not wearing them...these are still in the package from Tents-R-Us.
(climbing up step ladder and opening box) Will somebody please help me
lift these? Thank you...now, Miss Frances, would you please grab ahold of
the other side and walk across the stage so we can unfold them? Thank you
very much, sweetie pie. That's it hold them up above your head so they
don't drag on the ground. (Underwear are now stretched all the way across
the stage). These are special made at Tents-R-Us and come in sizes 15X to
40X. The size 40X are only available when a circus closes down. Somebody
named Frieda keeps them bought out as fast as they become available
though. Luckily, I only need a 25X. Notice the drawstring around the top
to adjust in case you lose weight. Also notice the fine canvas waterproof
fabric these delicate garments are made of. Now let's turn them around so
they can see the back. What? That printing? That says Barnum and Bailey on
it....you see, Barnnum is my married name and Bailey was my maiden
name....personalized and won't wash off either. What do you have to show
us?
Follow-Up Postings:
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Frieda__IL on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 11:18
I beg your pardon????? I'll have you know that I have my own custom tent
and awning manufacturer. I have to be in style, you know! Martha can't
hold a candle to me!!!
Now, let me get my gig and grommets in place and get back to this
contest...
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Dances_in_garden on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at
11:58
I would like to show you all what I look like each morning. My hair, a
defiant plume, is standing up in such a way that one would think each hair
is going in a different direction. Notice the bad dye job and growing out
haircut, and pay particular attention to the roots, which are
mouse-butt-brown.
Now we move on to my face, complete with puffy bloodshot eyes, a wrinkled
brow (from excessing frowning), the beginnings of crows feet (from
excessing squinting) and, Oh Look! Is that a hive on her cheek? Why yes it
is! DH splashed her with soapy water as a joke, but alas she is allergic
to that soap today. Do not forget the pillow creases on her face, which
will remain there until at least 5pm.
We move down to her chin, painstakingly plucked and hairless at this
momemnt, and down further across her soon-to-be-crepey neck, a la her
mothers genes. Notice the swell of her bustline, a youthful and perky
pair. Also notice the industrial strength spandex bra that is keeping
those things up there and defying every law of gravity.
We can't stop at the waist because there isn't one, but there is a large
speed bump in the way of hips. Hips that are technically large enough to
carry a busload of children atop their expanse, but in the absence of a
waist it cannot be done.
Now down, past the pot belly, further and further and we have finally met
the bottom of the buttocks, that used to be above the hemlines of her
skirt but now droop below. Either hemlines have been raised or her butt
has moved down, who is to tell? (We know the truth, don't we).
On to the legs, which start hairless at the ankle, and get hairier and
hairier as we go up to the thighs. Bikini line? What bikini line? What we
have here is a bikini jungle. In her infinite wisdom, Dances has decided
that whatever can't be seen when she wears pants does not need to be
shaved (hence the hairless ankles). Take a moment to give condolences to
her DH.
And finally, the piece de resistance, her ugly feet. Complete with thick
caluses from many years of going barefoot and wearing ill fitting shoes.
Notice that her third toe on both feet is longer than the second, previous
toe stub injuries of her youth. And the little piggies that went wee wee
wee all the way home are TINY little things, barely there and shaped sort
of like a half finished cheese doodle.
Note the spider veins on the hairless ankles, and the cayenne pepper
markings on the tops of the feet. A sunburst of broken capillaries forming
a breathtaking pattern.
Dances takes a deep bow, gathers her thoughts and her folds of flab, and
leaves the stage.
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: lori_in_no_utah on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 12:11
Although it is ugly and disfiguring and will shock and offend, my show and
tell for the Miss KT 2001 Contest is my beautiful, two day old black eye.
As the photos are not back yet I will bring this bruise to life with
words:
It is the right eye (as if anyone could miss it) that this dilly mess of
broken blood vessels begins, a few inches above the eyebrow (blonde and
unplucked for 45 years)....note the wonderful, delicate hue of blue. Now,
moving downwards, toward the eye see how the robins egg blue blends, ever
so subtly, to lavender, marred only by the unplucked, wild blonde eye
brown hairs. A little cut, (which bled like hell, may I add) about 1/2
inch in length, dramaticly CUTS through the blonde grow of hair, now a
dull red, gives a violent contrast to the otherwise pretty blue bruise.
Directly beneath the wild eyebrow growth our bruise suddenly and jarring
turns into a deep purple, almost eggplant, and encircles the eye. My
beautiful blue/green eye is now nearly hidden by the drooping, purple
cast, ending with a bright red-eyeliner effect at the lid. Note how the
bruise spreads, ever so delicately over the nose and almost, but not quite
to the left eye, and smears downward, to the cheekbone. Our bruise tones
are now lightening up, featuring a greenish-blue, almost yellow
appearance. Eye glasses, crooked and held together with a paper clip, set
screwywhumpus over the entire, colorful masterpiece of rampant blood
drainage under the skin, gives the perfect frame to this remarkable
display of color.
Although this is a serious and solemn occasion and a bow from the
contestant is in order, I am sure our esteemed judge will overlook this
faux paus....a great throbbing pain occurs and I get dizzy if I bend my
head past my chest area...........
Lori in No Utah who is walking, regally off the stage, head held high and
proudly, wearing her favorite baggy seated cutoff sweat pants and a
nightshirt which reads: I Don't Do Mornings and saggy sweatsocks
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Kat_Wa on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 12:23
Show and tell? Show and Tell? Well, if anyone is interested, I can show
you a letter that I just received from this judge! I can tell you that she
called you all a not very nice name... I will post it here if you are
interested.... huh.... show and tell...show and tell... ahahahahahaha
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001 and judge's letters
Posted by: lori_in_no_utah (ecornia@allwest.net) on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 12:30
A letter from the judge? About me? Are you trying to tell us this pageant
is rigged??? Pish, posh....I don't believe it! The Miss KT Pageant has a
time honored tradition of fairness and upfrontednewss and those who speak
of such underhanded behavior should be banished, forever.....btw,
Kat....my email address is a good one....send it to me,
please.......!!!?????
lori in no utah who gets a good laugh at all of this
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: JoanMN on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 12:32
Do tell, Kat!! We want to see what that crooked judge is up to now!!
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Frieda__IL on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 13:01
Here I am, YOUR HONOR!!!!! Had to scrap the tent idea. The gromets and
snaps were not heavy duty enough to hold this fabulous bod... I would like
to show you the scars and bruises that this stinking contest has cost me!
For the swim suit contest, I used permanent markers to paint my scars and
strechmarks so, YOUR HONOR I have neon blue strechmarks and green a
c-section scar for a lifetime. We don't have to mention the thong that had
to be cut off this beautiful body! Since, I didn't win the first contest
like Coral did, I couldn't afford the thongectomy. My hips are dislocated
from all the hula hoop tricks I had to do for the Talent contest. Now, I
just know I will win this contest... Would you like to borrow my new
reading glasses, YOUR HONOR??? They are Foster Grants and I know they
would help your eyesight a lot!!!!!!
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Kat_Wa on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 13:24
This letter was received from Judge Dottie, just this morning....
Dear Kat,
You are my favorite Kter. You are the best, most beautiful, most loverly
of all. I am telling you, that if you hadn't started a boycott, you would
most certainly have been the winner! I will probably pick you anyway,
boycott and all. You set such a fine example for all of our KT Kingdom.
You are the star! Please let me know if I can be of assistance for
anything you need in your life. The rest of this group are such a bunch of
suck ups! Can you believe it?
With total and complete awe,
your humble servant,
Miss Spottie Dottie, Judge
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Murphy IN on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 13:51
AHHHH! I got the SAME letter!!!!
"Dearest precious, Murphy.
You are my favorite Kter. You are the best, most beautiful, most loverly
of all. I am telling you, that if you hadn't started a boycott, you would
most certainly have been the winner! I will probably pick you anyway,
boycott and all. You set such a fine example for all of our KT Kingdom.
You are the star! Please let me know if I can be of assistance for
anything you need in your life. The rest of this group are such a bunch of
suck ups! Can you believe it?
With total and complete awe,
your humble servant,
Miss Spottie Dottie, Judge"
Well, I couldn't come up with a talent. I'm busy outside cutting grass but
had to come in and check the competition. I guess for today, I'll have to
say that my talent is lying. I don't know how good I am at being
convincing BUT, Her Judge, the cheater, didn't send me this freaking
letter. I lied, felt unwanted and wanted to pretend like I was her
favorite.
Heading back out to the 90* heat and sun and shaming myself for lying.
NOT!
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Aunt Audrey on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 14:32
What kind of woman wants to look at other womens underwear?????????? Well,
check mine out madam Judge, and read the fine print!
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Crafty on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 14:53
Now Aunt Audrey... if that were Judgie's backside there'd be a line
already.
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Frances CA on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 15:25
Funny you all should mention a letter.
Here's mine,
Dearest dearest of them all Frances...
I am writing you this message as I sit here juding the Show and Tell
Competition. It's so boring right now on stage. That Brat Kat just came on
once again lying through her dentures. My gosh her nose must be 3 feet by
now from all that lying. I bet by the end of the day it will grow another
foot or so.
Oh no it know looks like she corrupted that crazy woman who calls herself
Murphy! You know the one that has googoo eyes who we had to grab with a
hook to get her off stage the other day. Just be careful when you enter
the stage and spotlight. Why? Well you are going to had to move around
their growing noses and nose hairs that come out and look like spikes.
Between you and mean I wish Brat Kat and Murphy would pick out their nose
hairs before their hairy noses become a fashion statement with these young
kids of today. Let's just hope they don't decide to go and dye the nose
hairs some crazy color to match their outfits. Well I better go and see
who just came on stage probably another crazy woman.
With total and complete awe of those two crazy women who lie, lie lie and
think everyone will believe them,
your humble servant,
Miss Spottie Dottie, Judge
Madam Judge next time you want someone to help you with your Tent-R-Us
underwear size 25X pick on I mean pick someone else. I need to go and rest
my back before I make my entrance, but I'LL BE BACK....
Frances ;)
BTW Madam Judge, Kat would be a loser whether she enters the contest or
not! ducking and sneaking away before Brat Kat and Murphy reads this.... a
woman (me) gots to do what a woman gots to do to win this contest ;)
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: joycefl on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 15:43
I'll show & tell how I can toss a flaming baton.........Hey! my hair's on
fireeeeeeeeeeee..........later.........
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Crafty on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 16:07
Ok... I'll SHOW. I have something that is round and red. It has a fleshy
white inside, and little black things in the middle.
Now if no one is able to TELL me what it is, I win. Right Honourable Judge
Dorothy?
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Joy_CA on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 16:13
I, feel bad I am not able to join this 'Competition'. I am not about to
show you...or anyone...and I certainly would never tell...soooo, that lets
me out.
Of course, I'm still stinging a bit, form the Talent Comp...sniff,
sniff...so unfair...
Joy
oops !
Posted by: Joy_CA on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 16:16
That's from not form...however...now, that I think about it...
J.
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: koda_al on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 16:29
i feel so cheated from the last competitions i dont have the heart to go
on
just because i am not a major suck-up and have nothing of value to bribe
doTTie .....
i feel i dont have a chance
i was by far the most beautiful and talented contestant
and didnt even receive a dishonorable mention !!!!!!!!
yeppers this whole affair is rigged i tell ya
StrayCat ...... do something with your momma !!!!!
she is getting old and senile .....
she probably needs some medicine or something ....
koda_who_is_not_a_sore_loser
really_i_am_not
i am outta here !!!!!!!!!!
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: BIZZYMOM on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 16:30
Crafty...is it a plum?...Bizzy
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Murphy IN on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 16:45
Ok, since I can't let you win by default Crafty, I'm guessing it's a
booger in your nose???? OK, that takes care of that one. NEXT!
GEEZ, Dottie. Look what you've done. I'm such a nice person generally and
now you've got me being hateful. Sorry everyone for any of the mean things
I've said. I really am thee sweetest peep you'll ever meet.
Hey Judge. You are going to have a Miss congeniality aren't you? Cuz if
you are, I'm sure I'll win THAT one. *S*
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: SandieLee on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 18:15
I am way to shy to be in this contest with all of these beautiful and
talented women.I just want say that I think you are all winners!Oh
Crafy,is it an apple?
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: littlebit on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 18:23
I shall return later for my turn on the stage so if someone could please
step in and do theirs I would greatly appricate it. Sadly, I have to go
the the funeral home, a neighbor passed on..but I will be back to do my
show and tell.
littlebit
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Frances CA on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 18:59
I was going to show off my unmentionables that I won yesterday, but
someone stole them. Therefore Madam Judge I must tell you I am so sorry
but I can't get up for obvious reasons. See!as the hunks are rolling me
onto the stage.
Thank you one and all for allowing me to compete in the 1st Annual Miss KT
2001 competition. I have made so many, many friends during this contest
that I just know I am going to cry when it is time to say goodbye to all
of my fellow competitors who tried to win the $100,000,000 to improve the
world and looked so beautiful in their swimsuits. The 1st Annual Miss KT
2001 competition had so many talented and quickwitted ladies that my
mascara streamed down my face from weeping (laughing) and my slender sides
ached (also from laughing so hard.) Madam Judge I will now sit here in my
tub watching the others contestants go through their s and m routine, oops
I mean their s and t routine.
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: JoanMN on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 19:09
Well, I know I can't beat the tents-r-us display, so once again, I will be
sitting backstage howling and eating cheesecake...today, with chocolate
crust. Anyone else??
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Crafty on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 21:45
Nope BizzyMom and nope SandieLee, it's not an apple nor plum.
Gee, this win is going to be easy.
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: littlebit on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 22:23
Tonight I am going to share with everyone the creation that I made 4
almost 5 years ago. I call it THE Doall. That's right the DOALL stands
about 3 feet high and only weighs in at about 40 pounds.
What does the Doall do you ask?
Well what doesn't it do? I will just give you a simple list of what the
Doall can do. It can take remove the doors from the hinges,remove the
hinges,take phone jacks off the wall,cut the power to all the outside
sheds,blow all the fuses in the house,turn the computer on when it needs
to be off and off when it needs to be on. It can destroy a room in 10
seconds flat and then clean it again if it wants to. Have you ever needed
the water supply to the drinking fountain at the local library cut off?
Well the Doall can perform that little task in no time flat. What about
1000 copies made of nothing? Another task that the Doall can handle
The Doall is not limited to inside use either..it can jack a car up,put
pinstripes on the same car only using a magic marker. It can also take a
lawnmower apart and put it back together and even change carborators(sp)on
the mowers. Need the neighbor's black dog painted white? Well the doall
can even help accomplish this little feat. No job is too big or too small
for the Doall.
Littlebit now steps aside so everyone can see her DOALL entering the
stage. It's actually my dear son Peyton!! No I am sorry he is the only one
like it and I will not be making any more of him. Don' pull the curtains
down Son. Oops Sorry Judge Dottie didn't realize he had found your drawers
backstage. I promise I will get several of the ladies back there to help
fold them back up. Peyton please don't unpluggggggggg the lights!!!
As the stage is plunged into total darkness Littlebit and her Doall leaves
the stage quietky...
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Frieda__IL on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 22:54
OK, Crafty! A mountain apple...
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Crafty on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 23:14
Nope Frieda. Nice try though. Oh, and good luck to you.
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Frieda__IL on Wed, Jun 13, 01 at 23:55
One more try Crafty! A pomegranate.....
Oh and thanks for the good luck but, I think this whole contest is rigged
and bought!
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Donna OH on Thu, Jun 14, 01 at 0:12
Well, missy judge, I already SHOWED You my BOD, & told you about my Great
Talents, but I don't think you even considered me!!!! So, guess I'll just
go sit with Joan & eat cheesecake--
(crying), Donna (^_^)
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Aunt Audrey on Thu, Jun 14, 01 at 1:59
Crafty do you have an An ingrown hair?
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: lori_in_no_utah on Thu, Jun 14, 01 at 2:03
It is 12:03 Mountain Standard Time.......I want to know who won this
blasted segment!!!! lolololol
lori in no utah who just now got a minute to sit down and visit the KT and
hopes the cheesecake isn't all gone.....
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Murphy IN on Thu, Jun 14, 01 at 2:08
As a last ditch effort........I remembered something that happened in
Kindergarten. I was standing in the middle of the circle where the kids
sat on the floor waiting for me to "show and tell". I was nervous and
had
the hem of my skirt in my hands swinging back and forth lifting my skirt.
Pretty soon all the boys (and some girls) were leaning their heads all the
way down to the floor and looking under my skirt. Suddenly I realized that
I had forgotten my underpants that morning. I didn't have clean ones and
my mom washed a pair out and put them on the heater to dry. I walked out
of the house without them. When I realized what the kids were looking at I
dropped to my knees and started crying. I guess I've got 'show and tell'
in my blood. So Miss Dottie, That's my best effort at winning. I would
love to do it for you again but somehow I don't think it would go over
quite the same. If by chance I don't win, I'll be back with a full
reenactment. *S*
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Frances CA on Thu, Jun 14, 01 at 2:59
PLEASE DON'T! I BEG YOU DON'T PUNISH US ANY MORE!
ROFLMBO
So Murphy you were just flasher in the making?
My gosh woman have you no shame?
I beg you to stop it you are killing me with just the thought.
ROFDyingFromL
Please Madam Judge crown Murphy the winner and save us from what she is
planning to do to us!! I beg you Madam Judge to please select Murphy the
winner of this segment. I am even withdrawing from this segment so you
won't have me badmouthing you after you select her but only her. I beg,
plead, and whine for the other contestants to do the same. Remember those
goo-goo eyes? Do you want Murphy harming us even more? Remember those
innocent little boys and girls in her class. They are scared for life from
witnessing her version of "show and tell!"
Need I say more?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Crafty on Thu, Jun 14, 01 at 5:42
LOL AuntAudrey. Thanks for trying but nope. Come to think of it, I wonder
if we're allowed to show our ingrowns.
And nope Frieda. Not a pomergranate, even though they do have a bit of
white inside. But no black.
lol Murphy. Reminds me of my first dirty joke that I heard back when I was
eight (told by a school friend.)
Mommy: Didn't I tell you not to climb a tree in your dress because the
boys will see your underwear.
Little girl: But mommy, I didn't have any underwear on.
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: LauraNY on Thu, Jun 14, 01 at 8:04
So Murphy is show and telling about her pet beaver, eh? Well I can top
that, but instead I am going to sit with the losers and eat cheesecake - I
hate that trip to Disney.
LauraNY who has more 'pets' than Murphy's *old* beaver.
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: JoanMN on Thu, Jun 14, 01 at 8:30
Oh, yah, Murphy, like they even HAD kindergarten when you were little!!!
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: DianaL (My Page) on Thu, Jun 14, 01 at 9:14
Well, I missed the competition yesterday. *pout* As I was deathly ill, I
will have to console myself with the fact that I didn't miss much...it
seems. *g*
But, I might as well give you my show and tell. Me. Yesterday. Let's all
open our imaginations as I spin this tale for you, of someone who can
actually turn green.
It all began at 3:30 in the morning, Thursday night. Or Friday morning (it
doesn't matter at that point). I woke up with that tell-tale rumble in my
belly. The one that says I better run like he11 to the bathroom. Barely
made it there. Whew! DH asking from the bed, " Are you okay?" I don't
think I answered. Fall back into bed with that oh so nasty taste in my
mouth, even after brushing. Tears still fresh on my cheecks. Glug.
Wake up Thursday morning. Roll over to sit up and realize the bedroom has
suddenly turned into a roller coaster. Whoa! What the he11 was that! Oh,
it was DH kissing me on the forehead, telling me to call in to work. But
will I? No! I struggle into the shower, manage to not puke in the tub.
First acomplishment of the day. Get DD into her clothes and out to the
car. Oh crap! I forgot to brush my hair! Go back into the house and brush
my hair. Get DD to my dad's. Get to work. Stumble into the conference room
for our monthly meeting and almost die. Everyone has ordered breakfast.
The overwhelming odor hits me and I literally turned green. Everyone
stared. Slowly inching away from me. My eyes start watering, my chin is
quivering. But I make it through! After escaping, I slink to my boss's
office and mumble something about going home. He holds a handkerchief over
his nose and nods.
So off to home I go. Traveling at about 10 mph, on a 55 mph road. Just in
case I have to let loose. I collapsed on the couch, and that is where I
stayed the whole day. Even when DH and DD came home. Up until DH convinced
me to go to bed.
And here I am today. Exhauseted, but otherwise feeling better. I'm sorry I
missed the contest, but perhaps Judge Dottie will be lenient with me.
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001***
Posted by: DianaL on Thu, Jun 14, 01 at 9:18
Okay, see? My brain is still fried. I got sick WEDNESDAY night, or
thursday morning.
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Dottie-IN on Thu, Jun 14, 01 at 10:16
Okay, okay...hold on....the winners of the Show and Tell Competition are
as follows.....please hold your booing and hissing until I'm finished.
Thank you! First place winner is littlebit and her DOALL. Let's hear it
for her!!! Yeah, yeah, yeah....Runner up is lori-in-no-utah. Clap, clap,
clap, shake your boo...oh. We all know that beautifully colored eye was
given to her by Crafty. Honorable mention goes to Murphy who never even
attended school, let alone kindergarten. For all you sideline sitters, I'm
downright ashamed of you!!! All these years I've read what all you did and
what all you made and you can't come up with one single thing to show and
tell? How pathetic!!!! If we have a Dork Derby do you think you can enter
that? (Judge Dottie walking offstage until tomorrow....)
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Murphy IN on Thu, Jun 14, 01 at 10:19
Diana. I'm SO glad you're feeling better. I felt sick just reading about
your day/night.
LOL Crafty. I was an innocent little Catholic girl and never ALLOWED any
one to tell ME dirty jokes. Shame on you! WAIT, Is the answer to your
question, the Newspaper?
Laura. Don't be a chicken. If I can be a beaver the least you can do is
tell your story. You won't get sent to Disney. Honest. Trust me! *G*
Alright for you Joan. Now I'm not sharing my stretch pants with you. Ok,
you can have the pair that I cut off and wear as speedos with my halter
top but you can't borrow the halter. That's what you get for being so
mean.
Now that I have Frances 'picturing' me doing a reenactment, That's Crown
enough for me!!!!!! ROTFLMBO and it's only 9:30 a.m.
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Crafty on Thu, Jun 14, 01 at 10:23
Soooooooo........HJD
Are you going to put us and the whole KT out of our misery from this
thread?? It's not really going anywhere anymore. All contestants had their
chance.
Give Murphy her win [for boldness] and let's get to the finals. (Oh,
forgot to mention that you could be the runner up.)
Honorable mention/Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Murphy IN on Thu, Jun 14, 01 at 10:26
OH my goodness. I was posting as you were announcing the winner Miss
Dottie Judge. HONORABLE MENTION? Ok, that's as close as I'll ever get.
Thank you Madam Dottie. You're my hero! I have to go now. I'm going to
email all my friends and family. *SSSSSSSSSS*
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: littlebit on Thu, Jun 14, 01 at 10:46
I just want to say Thank you Judge Dottie. I never dreamed my Doall would
come in handy to help me win the Show and Tell Competition. The sad part
is that nothing in my show and tell was a lie. He has done all of the
above and more and everyone will be glad to know that I have sent him back
home with his father. So there should be no more power outages here.
Also I would like to say congratulations to the runner up Lori and the
honorable mention..Murphy.
littlebit
Congrats Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Murphy IN on Thu, Jun 14, 01 at 10:55
I'm SO sorry. In all my excitment I forgot to congratulate the winners. As
much as I hate to admit it, I loved littlebit's Doall! :)
Way to go lori. Boy, talk about the cream rising to the top!
LMBO on the 'Dork Derby' Dottie.
Oops
Posted by: Crafty on Thu, Jun 14, 01 at 10:58
Guess I posted at the same time too.
Nah Murphy. There was no answer. I was just being difficult, but OBVIOUSLY
Judgie didn't catch on.
Congrats all on your wins!! I just read DoAll's post for the first time -
that's original!!
I better get serious for the finals because Judgie seems to be getting
serious.
(P.S. Murphy, you had a pet beaver in Kindergarten?? That's a bit young to
have such an animal, isn't it?)
RE: Show And Tell Competition - Miss KT 2001
Posted by: Frieda__IL on Thu, Jun 14, 01 at 11:37
LOL, Murphy!!!!!!! That's not true, is it? Too funny...
Congrats, littlebit! I liked your gig so, you are a true winner, unlike
some people! I'm sure you didn't bribe the judge....
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