Texans, Report In

Posted by buzzard on Tue, Nov 27, 01 at 19:10

 

Who said it was snowing in Texas? Where? This can't be happening. Just as I was planning on heading that way, you tell me it is spitting white stuff out of the sky! Say it ain't so.....

 

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  • Posted by: Granlan_TX on Tue, Nov 27, 01 at 19:14

I'm in the Texas panhandle Buzz and it's been in the 20's all day with snow. The snow should be gone tomorrow and back up to the 50's by the end of the week--then more 60's.

Have a safe trip.

 

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  • Posted by: Gale_TX  on Tue, Nov 27, 01 at 19:31

I'm too far South, Shelba. The last time it snowed in Houston was about 10 years ago. We get it about every decade or so, lol. Right now, it's raining and yucky. Supposed to get into the 50's tonite.... BRRRRRR!

 

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I'm downright sorry Santa can't come to Texas this year cause there ain't no snow to land in. Oh well, he can drop the packages off in IN.

 

Ima

  • Posted by: Gale_TX  on Tue, Nov 27, 01 at 19:45

Don't mind HER being in your thread, Buzzard. Santa DOES come to Texas. He has to warm up, ya know?

MARLEN, would you come and get your friend, P L E A S E???

 

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  • Posted by: Daisy7  on Tue, Nov 27, 01 at 19:52

West Texas checking in....28° right now and they say we'll have snow by midnight. I think it's too darned cold to snow. It was 70° last week and Thanksgiving was beautiful.

We usually get one or two snows a winter, they never last very long.

 

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  • Posted by: buzzardon Tue, Nov 27, 01 at 19:54

Ima, Ima, Ima...you are the reason I always ask for plastic at the grocery store! ROFLMBO

 

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  • Posted by: Summer_TX  on Tue, Nov 27, 01 at 20:03

ROTFL! Now buzzard, that was about the funniest thing I've heard lately!!!

So you don't want Ima to run out of paper sacks huh, I can appreciate that. :O) You know we luv ya Ms. Ima, just kan't hep ourseves when it comes to havin fun wit ya!!! And you take that back about Santa, I already told my 30 yar old son the little fat man waza comin!

Yep, like Granlan said, we're knee deep to a grasshopper in those flakes.

 

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  • Posted by: buzzard on Tue, Nov 27, 01 at 20:09

Yeah, Ima. You don't want Summer to have to tell her 30 year old son there ain't no Santa, do ya? 8^)

 

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  • Posted by: EvaTX  on Tue, Nov 27, 01 at 20:11

It's raining now in east Texas and the temp is 35. Supposed to have sleet and light snow in the Dallas area tomorrow. It's just gonna rain and get cold here....I hope! We had almost an inch of snow here last New Years Day and it was great. Enough for me. *L* The grandkids from Houston were here and thought they were in Colorado. Too funny!

   

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Oh, Summer, I'm sooo sorry. I didn't know about your son!! Yes, Virgil, there really is a Santa Claus and he'll be stopping in Texas for all the good boys and girls and mamas and papas...Oh, so I guess I was right to start with. Santa won't be in Texas cause there ain't no good people living there....they're all in Indiana!! Sorry, Virgil....

Gail..you live too far south for it to snow? It snows at the South Pole!! Try another approach......that one ain't working!!

 

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  • Posted by: Kathsgrdn  on Tue, Nov 27, 01 at 20:41

Too bad it's not snowing in the southern part of the state. My brother recently moved down there and was bragging about it being too hot! He's got bug problems in his new house....

 

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  • Posted by: Summer_TX on Tue, Nov 27, 01 at 21:17

I hate to tell you this Ima, but I'm pretty sure Santa's map wouldn't include a podunk state like Indiana. Now Texas in all it's grandeur, he can't possibly miss it, even if he takes a wrong turn, all he's gotta do it clear the boogers out of his nostrils and he'll be able to smell all the cow poop and it will lead him right to us!

 

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Hey, Ima! I heard on the news today that Texans all have mad cow disease! Hehehehe...

 

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I heard that too, Frieda. I was talking to Mrs. Claus on the phone the other day to place my yearly order and she told me he doesn't have one person from Texas on his list this year. Said he had checked every forum on the net and couldn't find one deserving person there. Podunk? Indiana? I beg your pardon...some of the world's most refined people are from Indiana ... let's see...there's that guy who used to be vice president and another guy who was a big shot senator and then there's that basketball player too...Big Bird or something like that. All good people!! Mexico let us have Texas because it was too hot there and they didn't want it anymore.

 

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  • Posted by: Gale_TX  on Wed, Nov 28, 01 at 13:34

Frieda, get yourself back into that kitchen and guard that trash can, girlie. Wouldn't want Santa to get any bad ideas.

Ima, I'll have you know that me and Summer are just two of the most deserving Santa has here in Texas. You see, gf, Texas is soooo big that we have all the seasons here. You want hot, come see me. You want cold, go see Summer. Unlike Indi Anna where you get all cold and Ima to boot. Poor Santa doesn't really want to go to Indiana, but, he knows what the rest of us would have to suffer if you didn't get those new sacks. EGADS! What a thought! Luv ya, lady! (Did I say that?) Help me, Marlen, I'm losing it.

 

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Santa does not bring me sacks. Santa brings me sacks with KT contributors names on them but I neglect to forward them sometimes. If you girls don't get yours this year, send me the money and I'll forward them to you. Sacks cost a lot these days you know and unless you send the money you'll never know if Santa thinks you should be wearing them too. And how come you and Summer have to live so far apart? Can't the state take both of you together? Sounds to me like Tex @ss is a state for people who can't get along with other people.

 

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  • Posted by: Summer_TX  on Wed, Nov 28, 01 at 19:42

Refined, refined!!! Ahemmmmmm. I beg your pardon Ms. I Need All The Sacks I Can Get My Hands On, but what can be said for a State that harbors a town named Loogootee. Also, rumor has it (now listen to this fellow Texans) Indiana puts brown gravy on their chicken fried steak, now I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure that's almost a Cardinal Sin!
ROTFLMAO

 

 

 

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  • Posted by: Marlen on Wed, Nov 28, 01 at 20:06

Gale, I just saw this thread and I will do my best to shoo away Ima, who is not my friend and can't even spell your name right. It may be necessary for me to call once again on the Official Forces of Cuban Good. I had lent them to the President to go after bin Laden but this is more pressing since Ima may actually hijack Santa in order to force him to stop in Indiana, which is not on his scheduled run.
Gale, Summer, Texans: You can count on me!!
And TT, Ima is NOT a Texas chick! She is not even a chick! Even old decrepit hens would be offended with the comparison. And as Honorary Cuban, TT, I expect you to help me commandeer the Official Cuban Forces of Good. Frieda was my second-in-command, but I see Ima has drugged her with that awful Goulash of hers. We will save Texas AND Frieda from Ima's dastardly acts and food offerings!!
On guard, Ima! Texas is God's country! Don't mess with Texas! or Cubans!! or Amphibians!!

 

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  • Posted by: Gale_TX  on Wed, Nov 28, 01 at 20:16

Hey, Missy I Need All My Sacks Because I Might Have to Pass by a Mirror Accidentally.... Texas has to be big because there's so much GOOD stuff in it. After all, it's got me and Summer in it.

Indianner, on the other hand, can't hold as much because they've got to make room for all those sacks.

Now, Ms Ima, you can forward my sacks. Just send it with Marlen's Texas size cupcake. I hear the next Allied Van Line will be coming my way soon. Gotta save on postage, ya know.

 

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  • Posted by: Summer_TX  on Wed, Nov 28, 01 at 20:25

Here Here and Amen Marlen!!! Praise be to our Cuban resident and all of her wisdom. Ima, wake up, we're trying to make a point here. Durned if I recall what it is for sure, but a POINT nonetheless! Either spit or git off yer high horse...... Now if that made any sense to the powers that be, ......then so be it! rotflaughing!

 

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  • Posted by: EvaTX  on Wed, Nov 28, 01 at 21:08

How dare someone suggest we're not refried...er, refined!!

 

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  • Posted by: Marlen  on Thu, Nov 29, 01 at 5:52

ROTFLMAO, Summer! If Ima ever got on a horse, the ASPCA would sue her!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
She might get on a high outhouse, but not a horse!!! LOLOL

 

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  • Posted by: Summer_TX on Thu, Nov 29, 01 at 10:27

Teeheheehe Marlen, Ima on a "high outhouse", now that's a visual!

 

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  • Posted by: Gale_TX  on Thu, Nov 29, 01 at 11:31

Shelba, you just didn't know what you were starting here, did you, gf? Some people will get use ANY excuse to get into other people's threads. It's a crying shame!

Ahemmmm, since I'm here..... Go, Marlen, Go, Marlen... Nobody can get Ima like you. You know we luuuuvs ya, Miss Ima. But, I have to tell you that the thought of you on an outhouse with those sacks is killing me. Bwahahaha! .... N I K K I!

 

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  • Posted by: buzzard  on Thu, Nov 29, 01 at 11:53

Gee, I just wanted to know how the weather was in TX. LOL I must say this has become very funny. But I am about to lose my puter connection cause we are getting ready to hit the road again. Someone, please save this for me...I don't want to miss out on anything!

 

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Then why are you heading for Texas if you don't want to miss out on anything? There's nothing in Texas to miss out on ... as Sue would say "!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Gale, Loogootee happens to be a very impressive Wabash Indian name which translated into English means "Beautiful Land of Plains, Waving Wheat, Sparkling Stars, Land of Milk and Honey, To Which We Came From Humanity Forsaken Place Called Texas". Indians are people of very few words but they mean a lot! And why are you calling in some Cuban who's not even allowed out of the state of Florida because they cause riots. Huh? And where are all of my friends when I need them? Murphy? Are you going to let them talk about Indiana like this? Frieda, quit guarding that $150 garbage can you never let anybody put anything in anyhow!! Nikki? Flamingo? Joan, Frances, Sue, NappyP .... didn't I let all of you enter my KT Talent Contest even though none of you had any talent? And what about all of the people I taught how to type and how to drive? Where are they when you need them? No backbones? What's their problem? Miss Ima gets sick and tired of doing so much good for so many people and then them just ignoring her when she needs help. Help, Help Me Rhonda.....

 

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  • Posted by: Marlen on Thu, Nov 29, 01 at 17:41

Ima (sigh)..... Oh, Ima.......
Obviously your brain cells do not know the value of teamwork!
First of all, you don't know anything about Indians, much less their language. You have trouble with English. Your neighbors are voodoo people, not Indians. Second, Cubans are allowed out of Florida. We choose not to leave because we can't find a good Cuban sandwich anywhere else. Third, you have no friends. Who wants to hang out on top of an outhouse with you? FlamingO is now bilingual. Murphy has been enligtened as to wrestlers thanks to me, etc. etc. and so forth.
And please stop singing Beach Boys songs or you shall face the consequences of their enraged fans.
Be afraid, Ima. Be very afraid.

 

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You guys are the ones who had better be afraid now because Santa made me his helper and since he can't hardly see, I get to read off the list of who gets presents this year and who doesn't ... and guess what state doesn't get presents? Let me give you a hint .... How many Texans does it take to change a light bulb? Nobody knows because Texans aren't smart enough to change light bulbs so they have to run outside and yell for their Oklahoma neighbors to come over and change them for them. Oh happy days...Oh happy days... on Donner and Blitzen and Cupid and Gertrude......

 

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  • Posted by: Frieda__IL  on Thu, Nov 29, 01 at 23:36

Hey, Ima! Did you notice the weather lately? Snow in Texas, raining buckets towards Florida. Well! We know them cowboys in Texas are out there eating yellow snow as we speak. Poor saps! And, the people in Miami need all the rain they can get. I heard they have been rationing water down there and some are getting quite ripe!
And, here we are...languishing in these mild November temperatures waiting on the jolly dude. Frances hasn't reported from California yet. Should we have Santa drop her a bag on the way?

 

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It's snowing in Texas? Girls, eat the yellow snow. It's the best kind. No, Frieda, Miss FrancEs has to report in on her own if she wants Christmas presents from Santa this year. Now they'll be thinking they're really hot stuff getting snow before we do but we know we'll have it by Christmas so we don't have to worry about Santa coming ... especially since I'm going to be helping him out this year. You know he hurt his back trying to pack those 50 semi's full of gifts for me, don't you? I feel that helping him out is the least I can do. Remember girls...yellow snow...yellow snow!!