Dottie-Do-Right
Posts: 1299
(10/31/02 8:26 am)
of us poor Hoosiers. The last two nights he's been making fun of the guy in Indiana that got caught in the motel room having sex with a chicken. I mean...isn't that better than your brother or sister? He keeps saying things like, "How dirty can your place be that you can't take a chicken home with you?", and Kevin wants to know if it was a hen or a rooster. I don't know...I just live here!!
Mushtang Sally
Posts: 2812
(10/31/02 10:37 am)
A chicken???
(thats pretty sad!)
I woke up today, everything after that is bonus! Mushy Whizco
Tree House Angel
Posts: 3400
(10/31/02 3:41 pm)
maybe they were just dancing
... you know, doin' the chicken dance?
earth angel
Posts: 1689
(10/31/02 4:23 pm)
Oh my gosh, P-Head! I'd forgotten all about hearing how one of my friend's DH caught a neighbor teen doing the same thing (back in '94) out in his parents chicken house,
! I never knew if she was putting us on or not, but she always swore
that it was true. *and this is OHIO*, LOLOL
PunkinheadDottie-Do-Right
Posts: 1301
(10/31/02 5:07 pm)
It probably was true, Judy. I've heard a lot about farm animal romances but never heard of taking one to a motel before. Maybe it just wanted to watch porn, you know? I know a guy who took a bunch of his aunt's chickens on a honeymoon once. No doubt about that one.
earth angel
Posts: 1695
(10/31/02 5:54 pm)
Your probably right, PH. *Fact,* at one time I knew a guy who was a chicken sexer. I kept a close eye on the sheep whenever he was around! He also read the electric meters around here. Nothing he liked more than to tell peeps what his other occupation was *barf*
the spunkiest
Posts: 7861
(10/31/02 6:27 pm)
Sure wish I could say this is the first time I've ever heard of this.....but NO!
There used to be an old fella down at the local pub that used to brag about doing this as a teen. What I don't understand is WHY WOULD YOU TALK ABOUT IT, let alone brag about it?
Since this is Michigan, I wonder if it's a midwest thingy!
I think I'm gonna move!
Suzy Q
Posts: 3485
(10/31/02 6:36 pm)
another midwesterner who has heard of it before. hmmm.....
Michigan Mama
Posts: 2946
(10/31/02 7:09 pm)
a chicken??? what does that guy have to offer a real woman???lol
the spunkiest
Posts: 7864
(10/31/02 7:28 pm)
JMHO but prolly not much!
earth angel
Posts: 1696
(10/31/02 7:30 pm)
..Susan, I'm guessing he has nothing more than a 'wish-bone' to offer a real woman!
Contessa's Mum
Posts: 6618
(10/31/02 9:42 pm)
I'm soooooooooooooo lost!!
I thought we were suppose the "in the know" out west!!
DUH~~
PunkinheadDottie-Do-Right
Posts: 1303
(10/31/02 10:18 pm)
Maybe he just likes women with skinny legs and couldn't find one. Yes, Spunky, this must be a midwestern thing...hahaha. No, really, it's a farm thing. I'm not saying all farm boys do it but I know a boy from Alabama who broke his leg falling off a ladder taking care of a cow.
Ladybug
Posts: 4181
(11/1/02 6:03 am)
Gee and I thought feathers were kind of kinky, but the whole dang bird!?!?!
Tree House Angel
Posts: 3406
(11/1/02 12:54 pm)
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this seems like an appropriate time to do a caption this for this gif I found in Caroline's stash:
Tree House Angel
Posts: 3407
(11/1/02 12:59 pm)
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can you hear this tune?
do you know the name?
LOL ... it's called "The Wild Side of Life"
seems to me 'just right' for this thread ..
Suzy Q
Posts: 3496
(11/1/02 1:07 pm)
omgosh, i thought it was just this one guy i knew...never had the nerve to ask if the chicken was thawed or frozen (let alone alive!)...then of course there was the female chicken plucker that we thought might be a good match for him.
cinsu~who is seriously considering joining spunky and the vegetarian team.
Ladybug
Posts: 4188
(11/2/02 4:12 am)
24.60.63.68
Kind of brings new meaning to the term "Animal Husbandry"
gardening angel
Posts: 7644
(11/2/02 5:43 am)
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To each his own...
Treehouse Nut
Posts: 804
(11/3/02 10:01 pm)
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OMG, my TH friends. Of all posts for me to share. I wanted to introduce my (and Kayelle's) friend to the TH. She was ROTFLHAO~~~and so was I. At the same time we were insant messaging with Kayelle. And she only added to the hysteria. Then her 16 yr old grandson entered the room and we were hanging kleenexs over the computer screen so that he wouldn't think that we were 3 demented grandmas, discussing sex with a chicken. I sent our friend into an Asthma attack. I just called her, and she still hasn't recovered. She is wheezing "up a storm".
Suzy Q
Posts: 3519
(11/3/02 10:39 pm)
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Vicki, I hope your friend is okay. This is a funny story! And that it is so widespread amazes me.
Treehouse Nut
Posts: 808
(11/4/02 11:20 am)
Kayelle, I want to make sure that you see this response. Did you have any idea what we did to our friend, Trini? We had such a good time. It has been ages since either of us have laughed so hard. But, I sure didn't mean to make her "sick"! Did you?
Contessa's Mum
Posts: 6643
(11/4/02 11:37 am)
Ohhh geeze Vicki, I wish I had been there in person with you and Trini. I was beyond hysterical down here in Ventura.
I hope Trini will start posting soon when she feels better.
earth angel
Posts: 1753
(11/4/02 6:54 pm)
..I will never look at a male with a broken leg without thinking what
you told us P-Head,
! *By the way, that isn't the one you ended up marrying, is it?*Just today, a gf couldn't quit
while trying to tell me about something she read in "News of the
Weird"~~~evidently the University of Wisconsin/Madison
veterinarians can now detect cheating dairy exhibitors. I had noooooo
idea that there was such a thing as "udder enhancers" used on
show cows!!! Evidently, some exhibitors were injecting saline, using
something called 'foamies' & some kind of protein that does the same
thing as Botox does for human wrinkles. The saline is used to make the
cows udders 'full/smooth/ & symmetrical (sp).Instead of Hooters they are now called Mooters,
Treehouse Nut
Posts: 811
(11/4/02 9:06 pm)
Luckyme, I think that Hustler magazine would love to get their hands on
this entire post!!!
PunkinheadDottie-Do-Right
Posts: 1320
(11/4/02 10:43 pm)
Okay, LM, so it was....but I was married to him for five years before I found out about it...and he was from Alabama, not Indiana!!! Jeez!! Where was that durn cow the last ten years I was married and would have loved to have her move in with us? I would have even paid for her hay. I heard about the teat enhancer for cows also but don't remember where it was. Been a few months back.
earth angel
Posts: 1761
(11/4/02 10:55 pm)
This is one I thought she was pulling over on me, but she got the paper for me to read it for myself. I wonder if the bulls are turned on by the boob enhancers?