PunkinheadDottie-Do-Right
Posts: 809
(6/6/02 11:45 am)
I just heard this and had to run here and tell y'all. It seems that there was more to Marty's party than they told. Marty and Buzzard went out that night without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. Buzzard did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them. Marty, not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself. The morning after, their husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and Buzzard's hubby Ed said to Marty's hubby, Charles: " We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties...". Charles responded: "You're lucky, Marty came home with a card stuck to her ass that read, "We will never forget you."
Could this possibly be true?
Georgia girl
Posts: 1633
(6/6/02 11:58 am)
For one that is not telling, seems to me you have told a little too much. I am the one that is not telling. I would like to know WHO told you. ROFLMAO!!!! I don't get even, I get ahead. Wathch out PH.
the spunkiest
Posts: 6273
(6/6/02 12:02 pm)
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Whew!....and ya think ya know somebody!
Ragdoll Mama
Posts: 917
(6/6/02 12:15 pm)
I nearly choked on my lunch!!!!!!
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Caroline in Saskadmin
Posts: 8756
(6/6/02 2:10 pm)
So when are we going partying with marty and buzzard?
ROFL!!
Contessa's Mum
Posts: 5610
(6/6/02 2:31 pm)
ROTFLMAO!!!! Let the games begin!!
Treehouse Nut
Posts: 242
(6/6/02 2:50 pm)
Bill's Better Half
Posts: 2569
(6/6/02 2:56 pm)
Oh well girls will be girls
Mac's Granny!
Posts: 5764
(6/6/02 3:12 pm)
I can't wait to tell Spud this story!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!
Caroline in Saskadmin
Posts: 8761
(6/6/02 3:36 pm)
with my luck, I would get stuck with a card that says "Our deepest regrets..."
Bizzy Girl
Posts: 1803
(6/6/02 3:54 pm)
Thanks for giving us the real story Punkinhead! You all are tooooooo funny. paulaPA
Treehouse Nut
Posts: 57
(6/6/02 4:34 pm)
Hey, Kayelle, Southwest Airlines has their "friends fly free" promotion going on. Do you want to hop a jet and go visit Marty? LOL!
newbie
Posts: 3
(6/6/02 8:53 pm)
Marty, that was sure a fun night, wasn't it? As usual though, Punkinhead doesn't have all of the story and my lips are sealed. It will just be our little secret, k?
Punkinhead, that froggie is gonna poop on your head when he gets to your house!
Treehouse Nut
Posts: 136
(6/6/02 9:39 pm)
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That was good.
gardening angel
Posts: 6704
(6/7/02 3:32 am)