Dottie-Do-Right
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(5/23/02 6:44 pm)
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A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, How did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
admin
Posts: 8663
(5/23/02 7:15 pm)
so, are you planting cucumbers this year Dottie?
Tree House Angel
Posts: 2403
(5/23/02 7:18 pm)
... yep, organic gardening !!
Dottie-Do-Right
Posts: 778
(5/23/02 7:25 pm)
No, I only have tomatoes planted. What's that tell you about me?
Suzy Q
Posts: 2525
(5/23/02 8:30 pm)
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you guys...
Contessa's Mum
Posts: 5503
(5/23/02 8:39 pm)
Moonshine Mama
Posts: 3120
(5/23/02 10:36 pm)
Wouldn't touch that one with a 10' pole!
kbb
Contessa's Mum
Posts: 5506
(5/23/02 10:43 pm)
How long is that pole, Kimmie?
Midnight Sunshine
Posts: 814
(5/23/02 11:39 pm)
I had to send that one to my co-workers....
T-Bird (T4Terrific)
Posts: 1618
(5/24/02 4:50 am)
My weeds are doing just fine!
From the thistles,brambles, thorns,and the gorse of the thicket.
Mac's Granny!
Posts: 5724
(5/24/02 8:06 am)
I think I will plant tomatoes and cucumbers!!!!! Spud can make the tomatoes turn red and i will work on the cucumbers!!!!
Michigan Mama
Posts: 2556
(5/24/02 8:12 am)
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giggles!
Ladybug
Posts: 3678
(5/24/02 8:16 am)
I think my cukes would shrivel up and die!
the spunkiest
Posts: 6185
(5/24/02 10:07 am)
Now we know why Jay Jay has been so busy in her garden...heh, heh!
....and you think ya know somebody
gardening angel
Posts: 6656
(5/26/02 5:16 am)
ROFLMBO! I was going to make a post at the garden forum askng if anyone knew why my tomatoes weren't getting red. Guess I 'll just send CF out there instead.